Sunday, February 12, 2006

Blame Bush!

Item: Arizona has not had rainfall in more than 100 days.

It is clearly the fault of the Bush environment policies which have solely been responsible for the planet's global warming.


Item: New York City had the second worst snaowfall in recorded history.

It is clearly the fault of the Bush environment policies which have solely been responsible for the planet's global warming.

Item: An arab-owned company is in a position to take over much of the dockage at the Port of New York.

It is clearly the fault of the Bush Administration which is asleep at the switch.

Item: Democrats used the funeral of Coretta Scott King to attck President Bush's policies.

It is clearly the fault of the Bush Administration which has such horrendous policies that people of good conscience cannot remain silent.

Item: A Danish editorial cartoonist has enraged the global Mulsem community by publishing a series of cartoons that portrayed the Prophet Muhammed in a less-that-flattering light, based upon the current day actions of people who claim to follow him.

It is clearly the fault of the Bush Administration which has a poor mideast policy that leads to such hatred.

Item: More than 4,000 illegal aliens have died trying to cross into the US across the Sonoran Desert in the last decade.

It is clearly the fault of the Bush Administration which has a racist immigration policy that causes these poor, unfortunate, undocumented future citizens to die.

Item: There is a full moon tonight.

It is clearly the fault of the Bush Administration which has gutted NASA funding in order to fund the misguided war in Iraq.





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